More weird food: Honey Mustard Bacon

Would you believe Alice was actually the driving force behind this purchase? Probably not after those Salami Doritos, but it's true. Behold the honey mustard bacon:

The box said it all: bacon + mustard seed + honey + can = canned honey mustard bacon

There's a section at the grocery store where the booze lives, and within that there's a sub-section for snacks to eat while drinking. Canned bacon is thus categorized as a drinking snack. I was a little disappointed the honey wasn't gooeyer. The consistency was really more of a gloppy gel. The bacon was pretty tasty though, having been cut into thick cubes rather than thinner slices.

Will I buy it again? I will not. How could I justify it when there are so many other strange things to purchase and consume! Am I glad I devoured the canned bacon? I am indeed.