Salami Doritos Review

Some people thought I was crazy. I can tell you now, I have tasted the salami and corn chip flavor combo, and it's not something to be afraid of.

Packaging
The packaging is pretty classy, with its shiny black and metallic bag and large picture of sliced meat, foamy beer, and corn chips. It was a bit difficult to open though. The bag must need to be extra strong to seal in the salami flavor. 
Rating: 5 out of 10

Smell

The bag really smells like salami inside. If someone was blindfolded and you asked them to sniff it, they might mistake the scent for a bag of beef jerky. It's dry and smokey.

Rating: 6 out of 10

Taste

The flavor is pretty convincing, almost as if an invisible slice of spicy salami had been put on top of the corn chip you're crunching on. It's a hearty chip, coarsely ground, but still very crisp. It would probably be delicious with a slice of cheese. (Then again, so would an actual slice of salami.)

Rating: 7 out of 10

Overall
These are the classiest Doritos I have ever eaten. Next thing you know FritoLay will be trying to one-up themselves and be pushing prosciutto flavored chips. That being said, they're still Doritos. I bought them for the same reason I tried the Dorito taco at Taco Bell - it only needs to be eaten once. Now I've been there, done that, and it's back to shrimp twists for me.
Rating: 6 out of 10